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Talk about packing light! A woman from Colorado was arrested at New Orleans’ Louis Armstrong Airport last week after she walked into the facility fully naked. Mariel Vergara made her way to a Spirit Airlines ticket counter in nothing but her birthday suit.

By the time law enforcement arrived, she had put on a dress–but the 27-year-old Vergara still got arrested because she didn’t have on any underwear and the dress was short enough to show off her genitals. She also refused to leave the airport when asked and wrestled with her arresting officers. S

he’s since been booked on obscenity, resisting arrest, battery of a police officer, simple battery, and remaining in a place after being forbidden. One thing she definitely hasn’t been booked on? A flight.

These movies may have not wowed the critics, but fans have a good time watching them.

Tom Rose Bleeps put together this list of 1o movies he believes are considered “trashy,” but are “honestly pretty freaking entertaining.” Here are 10 of them.

Last Holiday (2006)
Mamma Mia! (2008)
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
Glitter (2001)
The Twilight Saga (2008—2012)
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
White Chicks (2004)
Grown Ups 2 (2013)
Ride Along (2014)
Sex and the City 2 (2010)

Unless you’ve been living under a rock–and, frankly, that might sound pretty good right now–you may have noticed that Netflix’s Tiger King is the hottest thing in pop culture. So it makes a certain amount of sense that Tom Rose Bleeps decided to rank the top 10 tigers in pop culture history.

Tiger Woods
Tigger from Winnie the Pooh
Tony the Tiger
Tiger Sharks
Raja from Aladdin
Siegfried and Roy’s Tigers
Shere Khan from The Jungle Book
Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes
Tiger Lilies
Mike Tyson’s tiger from The Hangover

Lots of Americans will be getting their government stimulus check in the coming weeks, and for a lot of people the help can’t come soon enough.

According to a new survey:

69% of Americans say that they need the stimulus money to get them through the coronavirus crisis.
26% say they may not necessarily need it, but it will help.
40% of people say the check will relieve “a few” of the problems they are facing, while 10% say they will still be facing challenges.
18% say the money will remove all the challenges they are facing, while for 17% it will relieve most of their financial issues.
41% think the size of the check is “just right,” while 39% think it’s too small.

So, what do people plan to do with their stimulus check once they get it? Well, the top answer is use it for groceries (44.5%), followed by:

Pay Bills (42.6%)
Pay Rent/Mortgage (28.5%)
Put Some in Savings (26.0%)
Put All in Savings (17.6%)
Pay Credit Card Debt (15.2%)
Pay Off Other Debt (7.0%)
Unsure (6.2%)
Donate Some to Charity (4.3%)
Splurge (4.0%)
Pay Off Student Debt: (3.6%)
Donate all to Charity: (2.3%)
Post-Pandemic Vacation: (2.2%)

e don’t have all the details on this yet. But there’s a 50/50 chance BATMAN was involved . . .29-year-old Thomas Bechtold was arguing with another driver at an intersection in Valley Springs, California last Friday, about 50 miles outside Sacramento. Then he got back in his car and HIT the guy while he was still standing on the street.

The other driver was knocked out, but it sounds like he’ll be okay. Meanwhile, Thomas drove off and just left him there. The cops didn’t have any leads at first . . . until they got a phone call three hours later from someone who told them to go BACK to the scene of the crime.

When they got there, they found Thomas beaten and bruised . . . tethered to a TELEPHONE POLE . . . with his hands tied behind his back. So apparently he got hit with some sweet, vigilante justice. It’s still not clear who beat him up and left him there. But Thomas is facing multiple charges for battery, assault with a deadly weapon, felony hit and run, and attempted murder.

Some people out there must’ve thought the Easter Bunny went STRAIGHT DEVIANT during the quarantine. Several people in Flagler County, Florida recently called the cops because they found plastic Easter eggs in their mailboxes, and inside those eggs they found . . . PORN. And also Goldfish crackers. But mostly porn.

The cops wound up catching the person behind it on Wednesday . . . she’s a 42-year-old woman named Abril Cestoni.

And when they asked her why she was doing it, she said she wanted to, quote, “educate people on the need for churches and pastors to give money to the less fortunate.”
I’m not sure how A plus B equals C in that equation, but whatever.

All in all, Abril delivered 400 porn-filled eggs before the cops caught her. She’s been charged with 11 counts of distributing obscene material, and for violating Florida’s stay-at-home order.

On April 3, Luis Martinez rolled through a McDonald’s drive-thru in Orlando, Florida. When it came time to whip out his wallet, he busted out his junk instead, and was arrested for exposure of sexual organs. He was arrested for the same crime at the same McDonald’s just one month earlier, and has been linked to at least three separate indecent-exposure incidents since June 2019.