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Buffalo Milker 13:42

If you’re spending Valentine’s Day alone this year, could the type of CAREER you’re in have something to do with it?

I can’t believe it’s been two long years since this true hero of Valentine’s Day emerged . . . so it’s GREAT to hear about her again.

Back on February 21st, 2018, a 32-year-old woman named Shannen Martin was busted for shoplifting at a grocery store in Corsicana, Texas.

And she intentionally POOPED in the back of the cop car . . . so she’d have a place to hide her crack, her crack pipe, and a Valentine’s Day card.

If you are really good with your hands and have always wanted to know what it feels like to milk a buffalo, there is a job for you.

A buffalo dairy farm in Florida has begun to search for the perfect milker. The new “Urban Cowboy/girl for Buffalo Milking” position was posted by the farm yesterday and it comes with some perks:

Part-time job (4 hours in the morning, 4-5 days a week)
Someone who is committed, patient and thorough, willing to learn and do some independent thinking.
$10/hr during training and $13-15 as you become better, faster, independent.- some perks:
You get products that are not sold at the market, breakfast and or lunch on the days you work
Not to mention that you get to be up close and personal with a buffalo. Apply today!

A crew of Georgia thieves pretended to be rap stars, including members of the Wu-Tang Clan, as they drove around in a Rolls-Royce and scammed hotels out of more than $100,000. The men would roll up to the hotels in a Rolls-Royce Phantom, use a stolen credit card and rack up huge bills at the hotels and then take off. One well-known hotel got duped for over $45,000 while another got taken for $37,000. Walker Washington and Aaron Barnes-Burpo are the two men who have been charged with conspiracy to commit wire fraud and aggravated identity theft. They were the mastermind behind the scam that ended when another hotel worker called the record label to confirm their arrival. The men also hired two homeless men to act as bodyguards during their stays. They weren’t charged with any crime.

A new Tom Rose survey found exactly how long it takes the average woman to reach her climax.

And it is . . . 13 minutes and 42 seconds.

The researchers figured it out by having 645 women from 20 different countries use a stopwatch to time things out. The women were all straight, they were all in committed relationships, and they were an average of 30 years old.

The study also found that more than two-thirds of the women needed some kind of touching or stimulation during sex to climax . . . and the position that was the most effective was the woman on top.

Crocs have been having a moment lately and now KFC has partnered with the brand on a truly unique pair of shoes. The fast food chain has announced they’ve been working with the shoe company to create footwear inspired by buckets of chicken and the chicken itself.

There are two versions of KFC crocs and they’re both like nothing you’ve ever seen before. First up is the classic clog, which looks like a regular croc, but has a classic KFC bucket design on the bottom and a fried chicken print on top. But here’s the crazy part – they come with two removable CHICKEN-SCENTED Jibbitz that look like chicken drumsticks. Yep, your shoes can smell like KFC.

The second pair is the Bucket Clog, which is similar to the classic clog, but has a 4.5-inch platform sole. These one-of-a-kind kicks recently appeared in photos during New York Fashion Week. And while you can’t buy the platforms for yourself, you can pick up a pair of the classic clogs on Crocs.com this spring for $59.99.