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Today is National Blueberry Pancake Day! Blueberry pancakes are a wonderful treat to enjoy anytime of the day – they’re nutritious enough to eat for breakfast, tasty enough for a mid-day snack, and easy enough to make for dinner.

It’s also National Kazoo Day! Alabama Vest and Thaddeus Von Clegg invented the kazoo in the 1840s. They presented the new instrument at the 1852 Georgia State Fair and it soon became a staple in the popular music of the era.

Katie Jade Gates, a Florida Woman, was arrested for assaulting her grandmother after being denied extra tomatoes at dinnery. Grandma says Katie got greedy and wanted to eat more than her fair share of the tomatoes at dinner and that’s when things took a turn.

When confronted about her behavior by her grandfather, Gates allegedly grabbed a knife and began threatening him with it. “Motherfker, I’ll stab you in your fking face,” she said, according to a Nassau County Sheriff’s Office report. Gates, witnesses told cops, chased her grandfather with the knife and poked the weapon at his face.


Nancy Goins, 32, would’ve probably just been another Florida Woman arrested for burglarizing a house at 2:30 in the morning, but then she started talking to police after being arrested and dropped such great one liners that she’s now going to go viral.

Deputies say she told them she “works for the Special Victims Unit of the CIA and that Donald Trump is her handler.”

She also claimed that Bill and Hillary Clinton are her parents, as well as the late President John F. Kennedy, who Goins said is still alive, the report states.

If you figured this wasn’t Nancy’s first trouble with the law, you’d be right.

It’s Oscar season and that means you don’t have much time left to cram in all the movies you meant to see in 2019, and plan the perfect awards show viewing party. First up, you’ll need lots of punny foods to celebrate this year’s nominees, like these.

Appetizer: Leonardo DiCapresio Skewers – Start the party with a modern take on the classic duo of tomatoes and mozzarella, named after Leo in “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.”

Soup: Gourd Vs. Ferrari – Serve a creamy, savory soup from adorable mini pumpkins as a nod to Matt Damon and Christian Bale’s car movie, “Ford v Ferrari.”

Entree: Slow-cooker Pork Quentin TaranTacos – What better way to honor “Once Upon a Time In Hollywood” director Quentin Tarantino than with some crispy carnitas?

Entree: Chicken Margot Kebbabies – Named for “Bombshell’s” Margot Robbie, simple kebabs can be a crowd pleaser at your awards party.

Side dish: Joaquinoa [[JAW-keen-wah]] Phoenix Salad – “The Joker” may be a loose cannon, but this quinoa salad is much more mellow.

An Arizona woman is recovering from surgery after getting a sex toy stuck in her bladder. It’s a case that stunned emergency room doctors and an OBGYN, and that woman is warning others about the product she used. But she’s also doing it anonymously.

Apparently, pleasure turned to pain pretty quickly. It seems she was wearing a Vesper Vibrator Necklace around her neck while out to dinner with her boyfriend. The couple was getting their swirl on when suddenly things went very wrong. The woman says she was only using it on the outside of her body as intended.

Dessert: Peanut Brittle Women – A crunchy, buttery treat named for “Little Women” is the ideal sweet to round out your Oscars party menu.

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