Categories
107.9 KBPI South Morning Show

Maria Parmigiani

It’s Fiesta Friday and today we welcome Maria Parmigiani from FOX 21’s Living Local to play Benny’s Big F’in Quiz!

At the 2020 Singapore Motor Show this week, Subaru rolled out a new concept car: The Forester Ultimate Customized Kit Special edition.

According to a new book about 21st century etiquette, leaving someone a VOICEMAIL is now considered rude. The book is called, “Kill Reply All: A Modern Guide to Online Etiquette”.

Taco Bell is going to start testing HIGHER SALARIES to see if it helps them get better staff for their stores, and encourage them to stick around longer. How high are we talking? $100,000 for a store manager.

Think of all the time you spent diligently collecting your McDonald’s Monopoly game pieces. Well, a lot of that time was WASTED, and you had ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF WINNING.

Let’s add this to the list of things we shouldn’t have needed to tell you . . . but it’s a bad idea to slather TOOTHPASTE all over your genitals.

Lydia Dupra is an escort now turned cosmetics creator that has come up with a new company called Heaux Cosmetics. This “sex-proof” makeup line includes gels, powders, and pastes. The entire line is designed specifically for sex workers.

Tom Rose asked couples to tell them the grossest things they do in private and we are downright shocked, and pretty disgusted as well.

Gross things couples do in private include:

“My husband and I share the same toothbrush.”

“My boyfriend and I like to play a game where one of us burps, and then the other person smells it and tries to guess what they ate last.”

“My boyfriend and I always pee at the same time, as in… I sit on the toilet and leave a space between my legs and he aims through them.”

“I always bite my boyfriend’s nails for him.”

“We always send each other pictures of our poop. We don’t have a fetish. It’s just sort of become an inside joke.”

“My husband and I weigh ourselves before and after we poop to compare who had the biggest poop and claim victory.”

“My husband has picked something out of my teeth and eaten it before.”

“We do this thing called ‘fart bombing.’ If you fart, you have to grab a handful of air and throw it in the other person’s face. It’s disgusting, and it started as a joke, but now it’s war.”

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *